I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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