sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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