Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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