is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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