My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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