I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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