sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize