You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He passed out mid-signature
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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