it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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