I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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