I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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