You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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