This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
how does that bad decision feel?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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