Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
