I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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