If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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