Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
dude i'm inner monologue high
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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