Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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