so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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