Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize