Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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