not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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