those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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