Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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