Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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