white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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