U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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