Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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