Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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