This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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