Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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