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I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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