I don't think brook has ever known best
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
