It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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