Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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