I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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