Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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