I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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