Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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