are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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