I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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