I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Randomize
