you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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