i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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