how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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