guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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