Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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