and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
