She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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