sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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