i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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