i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
