I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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