I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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