Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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