that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
