he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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