I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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